英語笑話1分鐘
英語笑話1分鐘
笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學(xué)習(xí)之余緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了1分鐘英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
1分鐘英語笑話一
善解人意
I had iust learned to drive and, like most teen-agers，begged at every opportunity to take over the wheel. During a family vacation my father finally allowed me drive on a long，straight stretch on highway.I was in my glory until there was a sudden turn in the road.Caught unaware, I swung too wide and ran into a service station's advertising sign. I stopped the cat and waited for a lecture.
像大多數(shù)的青少年一樣，我剛學(xué)會(huì)開車時(shí)，總想利用一切開車的機(jī)會(huì)。有一次家庭外出度假時(shí)，我經(jīng)過請(qǐng)求，爸爸終于允許我在筆直的高速公路止駕駛。我感到十分榮幸，直到開到了一個(gè)急轉(zhuǎn)彎，由于轉(zhuǎn)盤轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)得太大，車直奔著加油站的廣告牌沖去。我停下了車，等著挨訓(xùn)。
My father，always considerate of his children's feelings，turned back to the rest of family and said. "As long as we're here,does anyone need to use the rest room?"
我的父親總是考慮到孩子喲情緒，轉(zhuǎn)過身對(duì)家里的其他人說:“既然我們已經(jīng)把車開到了這兒，有人想上廁所嗎?”
1分鐘英語笑話二
只是提醒而已!
Trying to cut down on expenses，I decided to bring a sack lunch towork. Unfortunately, I kept forgetting my sandwiches in my morning rush. One night I left myself a note near the front door.
為了減少開支，我決定工作時(shí)自帶午餐。不幸的是，在早上的忙亂中我總是忘了帶事先準(zhǔn)備的三明治。一天晚上，我在前門上給自己貼了個(gè)紙條。
Next morning I spotted the message and went to the refrigerator, but my lunch wasn't there. I retraced my steps and took a closer look at the note. Underneath "Don't forget your lunch"my roommate had scrawled，"Thanks!”
第二天早上，我看見了條子，來到了冰箱前，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)我的午飯不見了。我順著原路，到了那張紙條前仔細(xì)一看，在我那張寫著“不要忘記帶你的午飯”的紙上，我的室友在下邊寫下了“謝謝”。
1分鐘英語笑話三
給予與提取
My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind' her,"My children are in their 20's，and I'm still giving them money. When does it end?"
我的朋友為其子女的光臨做著一些準(zhǔn)備工作。這些工作當(dāng)然包括要到銀行去一超。當(dāng)她在出納員的窗外排隊(duì)等候時(shí)，她對(duì)她身后的一位中年男子說:“我的孩子們都20多歲了，可我仍然得給他們錢。這種事什么時(shí)候才算完呢?”
"I'm not sure，"the man replied while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand，"but I`m not the one to ask. I'm here to deposit a check my mother gave me."
“我可不知道。”那位男子邊回答邊不安地看著手里拿著的那張紙。“我可不是你該問的人，我到這兒是來支取我媽媽給我的支票的。”
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