英語(yǔ)笑話大全
英語(yǔ)笑話大全
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說(shuō)過(guò),“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位對(duì)另一位說(shuō)起他與妻子的一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)斗。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他說(shuō)：“最后，我迫使她跪下來(lái)求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快點(diǎn)從床下爬出來(lái)。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺(jué)的兒子起床。
Wake up, son.
起來(lái)，兒子。
It's time to go to school.
去學(xué)校的時(shí)間到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是為什么?我不想去學(xué)校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
給我兩個(gè)理由，你為什么不想去學(xué)校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老師都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!這不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
來(lái)吧，你必須去學(xué)校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那給我兩個(gè)為什么我要去學(xué)校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52歲了，應(yīng)該明白自己的責(zé)任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)。
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
Three Drunkards
三個(gè)醉漢
Two drunkards are walking along.
兩個(gè)醉漢正在走著。
One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”
其中一個(gè)對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)，“多么美麗的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”
The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend.
另一個(gè)醉漢停下來(lái)，看著他喝醉的朋友說(shuō)，
"You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
“你錯(cuò)了，那不是月亮，是太陽(yáng)。”
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him.
他倆開(kāi)始爭(zhēng)論起來(lái)，過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他們碰到了另一個(gè)醉漢，他們攔住他。
"Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
“先生，您能不能幫我們解決我們爭(zhēng)論的問(wèn)題?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining.
請(qǐng)告訴我們天上發(fā)光的是什么，
Is it the moon or the sun?"
是月亮還是人陽(yáng)?”
The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said,
第三個(gè)醉漢看了看天空，然后看了看他們，說(shuō)，
"Sorry, I don't live around here."
“對(duì)下起，我不住這兒。”
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