英語(yǔ)小笑話大全
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Wait till Next Year
等明年再說(shuō)
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報(bào)紙。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“親愛(ài)的，你聽(tīng)過(guò)這則新聞嗎?”她問(wèn)道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一個(gè)男的為了看馬刺隊(duì)的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不會(huì)那么做吧，親愛(ài)的?”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不會(huì)那么傻呢!”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季幾乎都過(guò)了一大半了."
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
A Touching Farewell
一個(gè)感人的告別
Two old friends were out golfing.
兩個(gè)老朋友出外打高爾夫球。
As they were preparing to tee off near a road,
當(dāng)他們?cè)谝惶幝放詼?zhǔn)備開(kāi)球時(shí)，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heartuntil the line of cars had passed.
一列出殯送葬車隊(duì)恰巧經(jīng)過(guò)那里，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，直到車隊(duì)通過(guò)后才戴上帽子。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“你這樣做實(shí)在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說(shuō)道。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
“喔，那只不過(guò)是我最起碼所能做的事了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
畢竟，到下星期二我們結(jié)婚就滿三十年了。
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
A Half-price Ticket
半價(jià)票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢一張?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。請(qǐng)讓我進(jìn)去吧，我只用一只眼睛看。”
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