關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的一些關(guān)于suggest的錯(cuò)誤用法分析，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)笑話：

　　Does the dog know the proverb,　too?

　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎?

　　一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

　　“沒有關(guān)系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)笑話：

　　Why did the little girl take hay to bed?To feed her nightmare.

　　為什么小女孩帶干草去睡覺?為了養(yǎng)活她的噩夢(mèng)。

　　Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?Because he felt jumpy.

　　為什么兔子去看醫(yī)生?因?yàn)樗X得心驚肉跳。

　　What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?They were married in the Spring.

　　兩個(gè)臭蟲相愛后會(huì)發(fā)生什么?他們的婚禮是在春天。

　　Why can't you tell secrets on a farm?Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, the grass whispers and the horses carry tails.

　　為什么你不能告訴一個(gè)農(nóng)場(chǎng)里的秘密?因?yàn)橛衩子卸陕牭?，土豆有眼，草竊竊私語(yǔ)和馬有尾巴。

　　What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?Glass flippers.

　　灰姑娘穿什么去舞會(huì)?玻璃鰭狀肢。

　　What's smarter than a talking horse?A spelling bee.

　　什么比一個(gè)會(huì)說話的馬更聰明?會(huì)拼字的蜂蜜。

　　What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?Ouch.

　　鴨下了一個(gè)四方形的蛋說什么?哎喲。

　　When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?When you're feeding the cat.

　　什么時(shí)候碟里倒牛奶中是正確的服務(wù)?當(dāng)你喂貓。

　　How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?The elephant has a better memory.

　　你怎么知道大象和犀牛之間的區(qū)別大象有更好的記憶力。

　　What does a frog say when it washes car windows?Rub it, rub it, rub it.

　　一只青蛙說什么，洗汽車的窗戶的時(shí)候?擦了，擦了，擦了。

　　關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)笑話：Wittle Wabbit

　　A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep wittle wabbits?"

　　And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees,so that he's on her level,and asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

　　The little girl puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice:"I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

　　關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)笑話：A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一頭鹿

　　The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed:" you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了這頭鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我?”

　　The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer:" why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,于是問鹿：“為什么我不能吃你?”

　　The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country,so,no matter what you can't eat me !"

　　鹿說：“因?yàn)槲沂菄?guó)家二級(jí)保護(hù)動(dòng)物,所以,你無論如何也不能吃了我!”

　　The tiger after hearing what the deer said,laughed and said " haha,then i should really eat you !

　　老虎聽完笑著說：那么我更應(yīng)該要吃你了

　　Deer asked :" why "

　　鹿說：“為什么?”

　　" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said

　　“因?yàn)槲沂菄?guó)家一級(jí)動(dòng)物!”老虎得意地說.