爆笑英語笑話加翻譯
爆笑英語笑話加翻譯
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爆笑英語笑話加翻譯篇1
who was the first man
誰是第一個男人
a teacher said to her class：
有個老師問班上的學生：
“who was the first man?”
“誰是第一個男人?”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說：“因為他是戰(zhàn)時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。
“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”
“那么，”老師對他說，“你認為誰是第一個男人呢?”
“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。”
爆笑英語笑話加翻譯篇2
how much is it?
多少錢?
it was winter, and mrs. hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. they went to a lot of shops, and mrs. hermann bought a lot of things. she often stopped and said, look, joe! isn't that beautiful!
嚴冬來臨，荷曼太太想采購一大批東西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的時候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們去了許多商店，荷曼太太買了一大堆東西。她經常停下腳步說道：“看，喬伊!那個多漂亮!”
he then answered, all right, dear, how much is it? and took his money out to pay for it.
他總是回答：“好吧!親愛的，多少錢?”然后掏錢去付款。
it was dark when they came out of the last shop, and mr. hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, look at that beautiful moon, joe!
他們從最后一家商店出來的時候夜幕已經降臨，荷曼先生已精疲力盡了。他心里想著其它事情，比如在家里暖暖的火爐邊呷口美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道：“看那月亮多美，喬伊!”
without stopping, mr. hermann answered, all right, dear, how much is it?
荷曼先生不加思索答道：“好吧，親愛的，多少錢?”
爆笑英語笑話加翻譯篇3
the nice wedding gift
漂亮的結婚禮物
we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.
我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由于我們都不認識那個年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量制作了他們的感謝信，因為我們收到了一張卡片，上面寫著：“非常感謝您的漂亮的結婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”
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