搞笑的英語段子
搞笑的英語段子
笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風(fēng)趣的特點(diǎn),是一種深受人們喜愛的文體。有些笑話廣為流傳。小編精心收集了搞笑的英語段子，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
搞笑的英語段子篇1
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!
艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機(jī)。
恐怕我們還買不起，媽媽嘆息著說。
可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄像機(jī)。
你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說。
媽媽，這簡單， 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機(jī)給賣了!
搞笑的英語段子篇2
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過來和他玩一會嗎?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?
里基：這正是我想要查明的。
搞笑的英語段子篇3
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
搞笑的英語段子篇4
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅館大廳里，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。
胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。”
“是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
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