搞笑英文笑話大全
笑話一般是短小精悍、句子結(jié)構(gòu)緊湊、運(yùn)用藝術(shù)手段造成巨大的夸張和想象,使矛盾發(fā)展到最尖銳的地步,然后突然得到意外的解決,從而生成強(qiáng)烈的喜劇效果。小編精心收集了搞笑英文笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
搞笑英文笑話篇1
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?
The little girl replied, My homework.
一天，小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊依铮瑢寢屨f：媽媽，今天在學(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜]有做的事情而受到懲罰。
媽媽激動(dòng)地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什么?
小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業(yè)。
搞笑英文笑話篇2
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?
杰克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點(diǎn)頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。于是便有好心的人教他說，下次鞠躬的時(shí)候，你就在心里數(shù)：一月、二月、……一直數(shù)到十二月為止，然后再直起身來。這樣，禮節(jié)就周全了。
第二天，杰克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。杰克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：我叔叔幾月走的?
搞笑英文笑話篇3
Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
進(jìn)步
一位學(xué)生對另一位說：“你的 英語 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?”
“很好，我過去不懂英國人說話，可現(xiàn)在是英國人不懂我的話了。”
搞笑英文笑話篇4
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開呢?
年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個(gè)。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。
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