開心一刻笑話大全英語
開心一刻笑話大全英語
幽默與笑話是人們生活中的精神樂趣 ,是人們智慧與文化的結(jié)晶。小編精心收集了開心一刻英語笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
開心一刻英語笑話篇1
He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他剛?cè)ミ^動物園
當我在銀行里排隊時，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個小孩站在一個窗口。男孩正在吃一個面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說，“對不起，小伙子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛?cè)ミ^動物園。”
開心一刻英語笑話篇2
if you drink ，肚里就不會長蟲了
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多么可怕。
他把分別把兩只蟲子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做對比。
清水里蟲子安然無恙，結(jié)果威士忌里的蟲子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。
"所以，兒子啊，"父親問道，"得出什么結(jié)論?"
"恩，這說明，你只要喝酒的話，肚里就不會長蟲了!"
開心一刻英語笑話篇3
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.
一個男孩放學(xué)回家時，覺得肚子痛。來，坐下，吃點點心，媽媽說，你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。
一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。
你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的，他那聰明的兒子說，里面裝點東西，就會好的。
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