下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的英語(yǔ)搞笑笑話 帶翻譯，以供大家學(xué)習(xí)參考。

　　英語(yǔ)搞笑笑話：誰發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

　　Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.

　　老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。

　　Johnny: It's there , sir.

　　約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。

　　Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

　　老師: 對(duì)了。薩默，你來回答是誰發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?

　　Sammy: Johnny, sir.

　　薩默: 先生，是約翰尼。

　　英語(yǔ)搞笑笑話：人們什么時(shí)候說話最少?

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

　　老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?

　　Tom: Men.

　　湯姆:男人們。

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?

　　Tom : Twins.

　　湯姆: 雙胞胎。

　　英語(yǔ)搞笑笑話：我丈夫剛進(jìn)來

　　The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over.

　　在飯館里坐著一對(duì)夫婦，他們看上去非常高興。但是當(dāng)那女子向旁邊瞥了一眼時(shí)，服務(wù)員馬上跑了過來。

　　“Madam look,”he said.“Your husband just slid under the table.”

　　“夫人，您瞧,” 他說,“您丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”

　　“No,he didn't,”she replied.“My husband just came in the door.”

　　“不，他沒有,” 她回答,“我丈夫剛從門外進(jìn)來。”

　　英語(yǔ)搞笑笑話：有兩條褲子

　　A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

　　丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的新娘心緒煩亂。“我心里太難受了，”她說。“我在給你熨西裝時(shí)把褲子的臀部燒了個(gè)大洞。”

　　“Forget it ,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”

　　“沒事兒，”丈夫安慰她說。“你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。”

　　“Yes,” said the woman, cheering up. "And it’s lucky you have. I used them to patch the hole.”

　　“是的，”妻子高興地說，“幸虧你還有一條，我后來就用它來補(bǔ)了這個(gè)洞了。”

　　英語(yǔ)搞笑笑話：死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of

　　those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

　　妻子：你瞧，根據(jù)這報(bào)上登的統(tǒng)計(jì)數(shù)字，那些死于肝癌的人有80%都喝酒。

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat

　　meals.

　　丈夫：那就不錯(cuò)了。據(jù)我調(diào)查，所有這些人都吃飯呢。

　　英語(yǔ)搞笑笑話：我是單身漢

　　Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.

　　杰克騎車摔傷，去醫(yī)院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。 杰克填好后遞上表格。

　　"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."

　　“還有什么漏填的?”護(hù)士問。“有!”杰克想了想說，“我是個(gè)單身漢。”