英語笑話帶翻譯100詞欣賞
英語笑話帶翻譯100詞欣賞
冷笑話作為一種新興的頗受年輕人和網(wǎng)民喜愛的語言方式,一般不會使讀者在聽到或者讀到之后立即發(fā)笑,而往往會停頓一下才能明白其中的幽默點(diǎn)。小編精心收集了100詞英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
100詞英語笑話帶翻譯篇1
A preacher is buying a parrot
一個傳教士在買鸚鵡
"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
“你確信它不會尖叫，大叫或詛咒別人嗎?”傳教士問。
"Oh, absolutely. Its a religious parrot." the storekeeper assures him.
“哦，絕對不會。它是一只虔誠的鸚鵡。”店主保證說。
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lordsprayer, and when you pull on the left, he recites the 23rd Psalm."
“你看見它腿上的這些細(xì)繩了嗎?當(dāng)你拉動右面的這根，它會背誦天主經(jīng)，當(dāng)你拉動左面的那根，它會背誦贊美詩”
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?
“太棒了!”傳教士說，“但是如果我同時拉動兩條繩子，會發(fā)生什么呢?”
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
“我會從樹干上掉下去的，你這個笨蛋!”鸚鵡尖聲說道。
100詞英語笑話帶翻譯篇2
Friend for Dinner
請朋友吃飯
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
100詞英語笑話帶翻譯篇3
The Fourth Element
第四元素
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
老師：自然界的四大元素是什么?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
學(xué)生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
老師：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
Student: Soap!
學(xué)生：肥皂。
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