英語短笑話帶翻譯
英語短笑話帶翻譯
笑話能反映出一個(gè)民族的價(jià)值系統(tǒng)及其對(duì)周圍世界肯定和否定的態(tài)度。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英語短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語短笑話帶翻譯篇一
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
有個(gè)犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問他：“你犯了什么罪?”
The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
犯人說：“因?yàn)槲以谛履陼r(shí)，太早去采購了。”
The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"
法官說：“這不是罪呀!可能是弄錯(cuò)吧?那你多早去采購呢?”
He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."
他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經(jīng)進(jìn)去了。”
英語短笑話帶翻譯篇二
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “0 dollars!”
有個(gè)人打電話給律師，問道：“你回答三個(gè)問題的收費(fèi)是多少錢?律師回答說：「四百美元。”
And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”
這個(gè)人說：“這要不少錢，不是嗎?”
The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
律師回答說：“我想是吧!你的第三個(gè)問題是什么?”
英語短笑話帶翻譯篇三
there was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "oh! i heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "yes, yes, we are, we are." and then the friend said, "but i thought you just hired one a few weeks ago."
晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問他：“我聽說你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎?”銀行家回答：“是的，我們是在找。”朋友說：“不過你們幾個(gè)禮拜以前不是已經(jīng)請(qǐng)到一個(gè)人了嗎?”
so the banker replied, "yes, yes, indeed, we did. that's the one we're looking for now."
銀行家說：“我們確實(shí)是雇用了一個(gè)人，而我們現(xiàn)在就是在找這個(gè)人。”
so the friend said, "can you describe him? what does he look like?" and the banker replied, "well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."
那個(gè)友人說：“你說說看他長(zhǎng)什么樣子?”銀行家回答：“他是五尺(無恥)之士，身長(zhǎng)(藏)十萬。”
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