英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑50字
笑話是實(shí)際生活中客觀存在的，作為文學(xué)式樣，它的特征是戲謔、諷刺，其功能是啟迪、警示。它淵源流長(zhǎng)、值得研究、探討。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了50字爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
50字爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
the new teacher
george comes from school on the first of september.
george, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
i didn't like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
50字爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
a physics examination
once in a physics examination, nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
were thinking it hard.the question was: when it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
hear the thunderrolls? nick's answer: because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。
這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇?，耳朵在后?/p>
50字爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
a lady lost her handbag. it was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she commented, "hmmm.... that's funny. when i lost my bag there was a bill in it. now there are twenty class="main">
英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑50字
一個(gè)女人丟了手提包，有一個(gè)誠(chéng)實(shí)的小孩撿到后交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說(shuō)：“嗯，這么有趣，我丟的時(shí)候里面是一張20美元，現(xiàn)在成了20張一美元。”
the boy quickly replied, "that's right, lady. the last time i found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
“沒(méi)錯(cuò)，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時(shí)，那位夫人沒(méi)有零錢獎(jiǎng)賞給我。”
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