英語短笑話大全
英語短笑話大全
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達(dá)到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語短笑話，歡迎欣賞!
英語短笑話篇1
Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.
老師:瑪麗，你的打字有進(jìn)步，這兒只有十七個(gè)錯(cuò)。
Mary: That's great!
瑪麗:那太棒了!
Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. . .
老師:現(xiàn)在我再來看看第二句……
英語短笑話篇2
A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. One day she said to him: "It is my birthday tomorrow.”
一個(gè)年輕的男子愛上了一位美麗的姑娘。一天她對他說:“明天就是我的生日了。”
"Oh,” said the young man, "I'll send you roses，one rose for each year of your life.”
“噢，我要送給你玫瑰，每一朵玫瑰都象征著你生命中所渡過的每一年。”年輕的男子說。
The same evening he went to a florist's. As he knew that the girl was twenty一two years old , he paid for twenty一two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.
那天晚上他就去拜訪了種花人。他知道那個(gè)姑娘22歲了，于是他買下了22朵玫瑰并請求種花人第二天把玫瑰給那位姑娘送去。
When the young man left the shop, the florist thought: "This young man is a very good customer. I think that my price was too high. I' 11 send ten more roses.”
年輕的男子離開了花店，種花人心里想:“這位年青人真是個(gè)心地善良的好人。我給他的價(jià)格太高了。我要多給他一些花。”
He did so. The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.
他確實(shí)是那樣做的。二天清晨，種花人把犯朵玫瑰一起送給了那位女孩。
When the young man came to see her, she didn't speak to him. And he never knew why she was so angry with him.
當(dāng)這位年輕的男子興沖沖地來看望她的時(shí)候，她對他置之不理。當(dāng)然，他是永遠(yuǎn)也不會知道為什么她收到玫瑰反而會生氣了。
英語短笑話篇3
An old rich man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money，so that soon he had nothing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone，he went to see Mildred, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles.
一個(gè)已故的老富翁留給了他的兒子一大筆財(cái)產(chǎn)。但是他的兒子是個(gè)愚蠢的年青人，他很快就揮霍完了所有的錢財(cái)，變得一無所有了。當(dāng)然，當(dāng)他變成了一個(gè)窮光蛋的時(shí)候，他所有的朋友都離他而去了。他窮困潦倒而又孤苦伶仃，于是，他去看望了米爾德里德，一個(gè)和藹、聰明的老人，他經(jīng)常幫助那些深處困境的人們。
"My money has finished and my friends have gone，”said the young man. "What will happen to me now?"
“我的錢全都花光了，我的朋友也都離開我了，”年輕人說，“我該怎么辦呢?”
"Don’t worry, young man,” answered Mildred, "Everything will soon be all right again. Wait, and you will soon feel much happier.”
“不要擔(dān)心，年輕人，”米爾德里德說，“一切很快就會變好的。到那時(shí)，你又將體會到快樂。”
The young man was very glad. "Am I going to get rich again then?" he asked Mildred.
年輕人聽后很高興。“你是說我還會變得富有嗎?”他向米爾德里德急切地問到。
"No, I didn't mean that，”said the old man，"I meant that you would soon get used to being poor and to having no friends.”
“不，我不是那個(gè)意思。”老人說:“我的意思是你不久將會習(xí)慣這種窮困和沒有朋友的生活。”
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