又幽默又短的英語(yǔ)笑話
又幽默又短的英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的又幽默又短的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎欣賞!
又幽默又短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish your novel. It's not good enough."
The dismayed young writer seemed lost in thought, and then said, "I enclosed a stamp every time for you to return the rejected manuscripts. I think if you accept my novel, you may keep the stamp."
一個(gè)青年作者渴望主編會(huì)接受他寫(xiě)的小說(shuō)。可是主編對(duì)他說(shuō)：“你沒(méi)有理由要求我發(fā)表你的小說(shuō)，它不夠好嘛。”
失望的青年作者好像沉思了一會(huì)，然后說(shuō)：“我每次都附了郵票供你退稿時(shí)用，我想你若接受了我的小說(shuō)，就可以留下郵票啦。”
又幽默又短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing.
At last the old man looked at them with a worried expression, seeming as if the wanted to speak. His wife and children all pressed forward to hear what he would say.
"Is mama here?" he asked in a very feeble voice.
"Yes," answered his wife.
"Is the whole family here?" he said.
"Yes," replied his elder son.
This made him so anxious that he suddenly struggled to shout, "Then who is in the shop to take care of it?"
一家雜貨店的老板快要死了，全家人都聚在他的睡房里哀傷的慟哭。
最后，老板神情憂慮地看著他們，好像有話要說(shuō)。他的妻子和兒女都擁到前邊去聽(tīng)他說(shuō)什么。
他聲音非常虛弱地問(wèn)道：“媽媽在這里嗎?”
“在”，他的妻子回答說(shuō)。
他說(shuō)：“全家都在這里嗎?”
“是的，”他的大兒子回答說(shuō)。
這時(shí)他焦慮不安地忽然掙扎著大叫道：“那誰(shuí)在店里管事呀?”
又幽默又短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
A news reporter said to a great stateman, "I have come to interview you, sir."
The great stateman said, "Well, go back to write your interview. Then let me see it."
"Here it is," said the reporter.
一個(gè)新聞?dòng)浾邔?duì)一個(gè)大政治家說(shuō)：“我是來(lái)采訪閣下的。”
大政治家說(shuō)：“嗯，回去寫(xiě)你的采訪記吧。寫(xiě)好后給我看看。”
“已經(jīng)寫(xiě)好了，這就是。”記者說(shuō)。
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