趣味爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話四則

　　下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的爆笑趣味英語(yǔ)笑話四則，希望大家喜歡!

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：別急慢慢來(lái)

　　Said the wife to the husband.

　　一位妻子對(duì)她先生說(shuō)道：

　　"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.

　　“親愛(ài)的，我們必須另外再找一名家庭醫(yī)師，

　　This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."

　　這已經(jīng)是戴維斯醫(yī)生第三次開錯(cuò)藥方，差點(diǎn)就要我的命!…

　　"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "

　　“喔，別這樣嗎!親愛(ài)的，再給他一次機(jī)會(huì)試試看。”

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：你在哪里遇到你太太呢

　　Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.

　　兩個(gè)熟識(shí)的朋友剛好同時(shí)在理發(fā)店內(nèi)刮胡子。

　　After the barbers had finished,

　　理發(fā)師刮完他們的胡子后，

　　each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

　　兩人都被問(wèn)到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。

　　"No, no," answered the first man.

　　“不，不，”第一個(gè)先生說(shuō)。

　　"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

　　“我太太會(huì)以為我去過(guò)妓院。”

　　"Go ahead," said the other.

　　“我沒(méi)關(guān)系，”另一個(gè)先生說(shuō)道。

　　"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "

　　“我太太從沒(méi)在妓院待過(guò)!”

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：渴望愛(ài)情

　　Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,

　　沙斯敦經(jīng)常去他女友的公寓住處，

　　but always managed to get home at a decenthour with a plausible excuse.

　　但他總是設(shè)法找個(gè)理由以免太晚回家。

　　But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,

　　但這一次，他和女朋友都睡著了，

　　and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.

　　當(dāng)他醒來(lái)時(shí)都已經(jīng)凌晨?jī)牲c(diǎn)了，

　　Thinking fast, he immediately called home,

　　沙斯敦腦筋一轉(zhuǎn)，立刻打電話回家，

　　and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"

　　當(dāng)他太太接電話時(shí)，他故意喘著氣說(shuō)：“千萬(wàn)不要付贖金!我已經(jīng)安全逃出來(lái)了!”

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話：一個(gè)感人的告別

　　A Touching Farewell

　　兩個(gè)老朋友出外打高爾夫球，

　　Two old friends were out golfing.

　　當(dāng)他們?cè)谝惶幝放詼?zhǔn)備開球時(shí)，

　　As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,

　　一列出殯送葬車隊(duì)恰巧經(jīng)過(guò)那里，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，

　　a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and

　　直到車隊(duì)通過(guò)后才戴上帽子。

　　held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.

　　“你這樣做實(shí)在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說(shuō)道。

　　"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.

　　“喔，那只不過(guò)是我最起碼所能做的事了。

　　"Oh, it was the least I could do.

　　畢竟，到下星期二我們結(jié)婚就滿三十年了。

　　After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "