幽默笑話，能讓你在信手翻啟間開懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放松、心緒的怦然萌動(dòng)、情感的欣然釋放。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)碛哪の兜?a href='http://www.yishupeixun.net/english/yuedu/xiaohua/' target='_blank'>英語笑話五則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：親愛的，我也要

　　We were discussing the "don'ts" of public speaking in the PR class I teach. "Don'ts" include a man reaching into his pant pocket and jangling change as he speaks, which is very distracting. To illustrate my point, I asked for a student volunteer, saying, "I need a man tith coins in his pocket." What I got was a girl yelling out, "Honey,so dol!"

　　在我教的公共關(guān)系課上，我們正在討論公共場合講話時(shí)"不要做什么" .其中有一項(xiàng)就是男人在講話的時(shí)候，不要把手伸進(jìn)褲子口袋，把硬幣弄得嘩嘩響。這么做會(huì)分散注意力。為了闡明我的觀點(diǎn)，我要一個(gè)學(xué)生做示范。我說：“我需要一個(gè)男人，口袋里有硬幣。“結(jié)果，一個(gè)女孩大叫道：親愛的，我也要!”

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：你好，丹

　　A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: "To you my loving wife Rose who stood by me in rough times as well as good, I leave her the house and

　　幽默笑話，能讓你在信手翻啟間開懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放松、心緒的怦然萌動(dòng)、情感的欣然釋放。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)碛哪の兜?a href='http://www.yishupeixun.net/english/yuedu/xiaohua/' target='_blank'>英語笑話五則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：親愛的，我也要

　　We were discussing the "don'ts" of public speaking in the PR class I teach. "Don'ts" include a man reaching into his pant pocket and jangling change as he speaks, which is very distracting. To illustrate my point, I asked for a student volunteer, saying, "I need a man tith coins in his pocket." What I got was a girl yelling out, "Honey,so dol!"

　　在我教的公共關(guān)系課上，我們正在討論公共場合講話時(shí)"不要做什么" .其中有一項(xiàng)就是男人在講話的時(shí)候，不要把手伸進(jìn)褲子口袋，把硬幣弄得嘩嘩響。這么做會(huì)分散注意力。為了闡明我的觀點(diǎn)，我要一個(gè)學(xué)生做示范。我說：“我需要一個(gè)男人，口袋里有硬幣。“結(jié)果，一個(gè)女孩大叫道：親愛的，我也要!”

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：你好，丹

　　A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: "To you my loving wife Rose who stood by me in rough times as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and$1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And to my cousin Dan who hated me argued with me and thought that 1 would never mention him in my will-well you are wrong H Danl"

　　一位律師正在宣讀一個(gè)富人的遺囑：“我親愛的太太羅絲，不論轟順境還是逆境，你都在我的身邊。我給你留下房子和200萬美元我的女兒杰西卡，她在我生病的時(shí)候照顧我，維持生意繼續(xù)運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)我把帆船、生意和100萬美元留給她。我的表弟丹，你恨我，和我爭吵，并且以為我在遺囑里不會(huì)提到你的名字。你錯(cuò)了—你好，丹!”

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：一個(gè)私人問題

　　At the cashier one busy day the line grew quite long. There was much grumbling among those waiting,but one man made light of the situation. He approached a woman who was obviously' very pregnant and tapped her on the shoulder. "Would you mind my asking a personal question?he said. 'Were you pregnant when you got in this line?_

　　在一個(gè)繁忙的日子，收銀員那里排了很長的隊(duì)。排隊(duì)等待的人開始發(fā)牢騷，只有一名男子顯得比較輕松。他走到一個(gè)顯然已經(jīng)懷 孕很久的女人背后，拍拍她的肩膀說："我能不能問你一個(gè)私人問題，在你開始排隊(duì)的時(shí)候有沒有懷孕?"

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：有，沒有

　　A man and his son were riding in the car. The man said to his son,"Could you check and see if the dirsction lights are working on your side of the car?“ His son looked out the window and said, "Yes, no, yes,no. yes, no, yes,no…"

　　有一個(gè)男人和他的兒子坐在車上。這個(gè)男人對他兒子說：“你能檢查一下你那邊的方向燈有沒有壞嗎?”兒子把頭伸出窗外說：“有，沒有，有，沒有，有，沒有……"

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：半杯水

　　To the optimist，the glass is half full.to the pessmist,the glass is haIf empty.To theengIneer,the gIaSs is twice as big as it needs to be.

　　對于樂觀主義者，這玻璃杯有一半是滿的：對于悲觀主義者，這玻璃杯有一半是空的。對于工程師，這玻璃杯比實(shí)際需要大了一倍。

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