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　　幽默趣味英語笑話：把我丈夫讓給你

　　A lady inssrtad an‘ad'in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".

　　一位女士在分類廣告欄目刊登了一則啟事："找丈夫".

　　Next day she received a hundred letters.

　　次日她收到了上百封信。

　　They all said the same thing: “You can have mina.

　　內(nèi)容均是：“可以把我的丈夫讓給你。”

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：他長得真像你

　　We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us. "You have a cute baby." Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents. ""No, he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking. " "So what do you say to the others ? I asked. "He looks just like you. "

　　我們帶著剛出生的兒子到兒科醫(yī)生那里去做第一次健康檢查。做完檢查之后醫(yī)生對我們說：你們的孩子很好看。 我笑著說：“我想你對所有剛做爸爸媽媽的人都這么說。”他回答說：“不，我只是對長得真的好看的孩子的父母才這么講。”我問：“那你對其他人怎么說呢?”“他長的真像你。”

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：我是麗莎，能為您做什么

　　As customer-service reps,we hear a beep telling us a custome's on the line, and we're on. We repeat the same phrases so often that we can do the job in our sleep. One day a co-worker had heart surgery. In her anasthstized stupor following her operation, she heard the beep of the heart monitor and groggily said, "This is Lisa. Can I help you?"

　　作為顧客服務(wù)代表，當(dāng)我們聽到“嘀”的一聲就知道有一個(gè)顧客在電話線上，我們就上線。我們反反復(fù)復(fù)講那幾句同樣的話，以至睡著了也能講。有一天，一個(gè)同事做心臟手術(shù)。在手術(shù)之后，她仍然處于麻藥的昏睡之中。聽到心電監(jiān)護(hù)儀發(fā)出的“嘀嘀"聲，她虛弱地說：“我是麗莎，能為您做什么?”

　　幽默趣味英語笑話：他只是在喝醉的時(shí)候才這樣

　　A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. "Sir, " says the cop. "You ， were going 60 in a 50." "No, I wasn't. "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!"says the man, angrily. "And you were't wearing a seat belt, "says the cop."Yes, l was." "No,you weren't，says the wife."SHUT UPln says the man, really angry."Ma'am,' asks the cop,'is he always rude and violent?'Only when he's DRUNK."

　　有個(gè)男人開著車，車?yán)镒掀?。一位警察讓他停在路邊，對他說：“先生，你在限速50的路上開600"”我沒有。“他老婆說：”你是開那么快。“男人生氣地說：”閉嘴!”警察說：“你還沒有系安全帶。”我系了。"他老婆說：“你是沒有系。男人非常生氣地說：”閉嘴!”警察問：“夫人，他一直是那么粗魯和野蠻嗎?”他只是在喝醉的時(shí)候才這樣。“