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　　外國趣味幽默笑話：不要和小孩子爭論

　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

　　一個(gè)小女孩正在和她的老師討論關(guān)于鯨魚的事情。

　　The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

　　她的老師說，對于一頭鯨魚來說，從身體構(gòu)造的角度看它是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)樗纳ぷ臃浅Ｐ?，盡管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物。

　　The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.

　　那個(gè)小女孩說約拿就是被鯨魚吞掉的。

　　Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

　　她的老師非常生氣，她又一遍告訴小女孩說，從鯨魚的身體構(gòu)造角度來講，是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。

　　The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

　　那個(gè)小女孩說:“那等我到了天堂我就會(huì)問問約拿的。”

　　The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

　　她的老師問:“那如果約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”

　　The little girl replied, `"Then you ask him”

　　那個(gè)小女孩回答:“要是那樣的話，你就去問他。”

　　外國趣味幽默笑話：一則食物標(biāo)簽的可能性

　　The label on the sauce packet that came with my bento lunch reads:

　　在我中午吃的盒飯送的調(diào)料包上，有一個(gè)標(biāo)簽是這樣的:

　　"For purposes fried pork，chicken and beef.”

　　“為了目的，油炸豬肉，雞肉和牛肉。”

　　Obviously，there's a grammar problem here. My first thought was that a preposition was missing. But which?

　　很顯然，這句話有語法錯(cuò)誤。我最開始想到的就是少了一個(gè)前置語。但是哪一個(gè)呢?

　　"For purposes of fried pork，chicken and beef?”

　　“為了油炸豬肉、雞肉和牛肉的目的”?

　　"Purposes for fried pork . . .?”

　　“油炸豬肉、雞肉和牛肉的目的”?

　　"Purposes about fried pork . . .?”

　　還是“關(guān)于油炸豬肉、雞肉和牛肉的目的”?

　　None of them made any sense. Then I realized the problem might not be grammar at all but merely spelling, when I remembered that the Japanese government permits the hunting of cetaceans:

　　沒有一句聽上去讓人能明白。這時(shí)我意識到，問題也許不是出在語法上，而僅僅是出在拼寫上。我想起來日本政府是允許獵殺鯨類的，所以應(yīng)該是:

　　"For porpoises, fried pork，chicken and beef.”

　　“用于鯨魚肉、油炸豬肉、雞肉和牛肉。”

　　外國趣味幽默笑話：繩子還是公牛

　　The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.”

　　在監(jiān)獄里，一個(gè)人問新來的犯人為什么被關(guān)進(jìn)來。新來的犯人回答說:“我想我真是倒霉。幾天前我在街上走的時(shí)候，看到一根臟繩子，以為沒人要了，便撿起來帶了回家。”

　　"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!”

　　“但是，撿一根繩子帶回家并不犯法啊!”

　　"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn’t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.”

　　“我告訴過你我倒霉了吧?”那個(gè)人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”