外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話(huà)五則
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外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話(huà):胡蘿卜
Patient: You say carrot sight. Is that true?
患者:“你說(shuō)過(guò)吃胡蘿卜對(duì)視力有幫助,是真的嗎?”
Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?
醫(yī)生:“當(dāng)然,你見(jiàn)過(guò)戴眼鏡的兔子嗎?”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話(huà):牛奶新鮮嗎
Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.
顧客:“我懷疑這里的牛奶是否新鮮。”
Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!
侍者:“新鮮?三個(gè)小時(shí)前它還是一堆草呢!”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話(huà):玩具娃娃
Bobby: Billy broke my new doll!
鮑伯:“比利弄壞了我的玩具娃娃。”
Mum: How did he do that?
媽媽:“他怎么弄壞的?”
Bobby: I hit him over the head with it.
鮑伯:“在我用玩具娃娃打他頭的時(shí)候。”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話(huà):火車(chē)與汽車(chē)
Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?
老師:“為什么火車(chē)比汽車(chē)快?”
Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.
學(xué)生:“因?yàn)榛疖?chē)的輪子比汽車(chē)多。”
外國(guó)英語(yǔ)風(fēng)趣笑話(huà):刮臉
Harry: My big brother shaves every day.
哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮臉。”
Henry: My brother shaves fifty times a day.
亨利:“那有什么,我哥哥每天刮SO次臉。”
Harry: Is he crazy?
哈里:“他瘋了嗎?”
Henry: No , he' s a barber.
亨利:“沒(méi)有,他是一個(gè)理發(fā)師。”