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　　最新英語趣味笑話：DC和.COM

　　A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you name our nation's capital?"

　　老師問一個(gè)學(xué)生:“你能說出我們首都的名稱嗎?”

　　The reply was, "Washington DC.”

　　學(xué)生回答:“華盛頓DC。"

　　When asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupil added , "Dot com!”

　　老師又問道:“那么`DC’代表什么呢?”學(xué)生補(bǔ)充說:“Dot COM”

　　最新英語趣味笑話：救命，我們迷路了

　　Three men are in a hot一air balloon. Soon，they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three says，"I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far,” So he leans over the basket and yells out，"Hellllooooo01 Where are we?"(They hear the echo several times). IS minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Hellllooooo0! You're lost?!”

　　三個(gè)男的坐著熱氣球，不久，他們發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在一個(gè)峽谷里迷路了，其中一個(gè)說:“我有一個(gè)主意，我們可以在山谷里大呼救命，回音會讓我們的聲音傳向遠(yuǎn)方。”于是他斜靠籃子大叫起來，:“喂!我們這是在哪里?”(他們聽到了好幾次的回音)。巧分鐘后，他們又聽到了一個(gè)回音:“喂!你們迷路了!”

　　one of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech” Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?" The reply: "For three reasons.(1)he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless.”

　　三個(gè)人中的一個(gè)人說:“那一定是微軟公司的技術(shù)服務(wù)部門!”另一個(gè)疑惑不解地問:“你為什么這么說”回答:“有這樣3個(gè)原因，1，回答的太慢。2.回答的確正確，3.可這個(gè)回答確實(shí)沒有用。”

　　最新英語趣味笑話：迷路的直升飛機(jī)

　　A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

　　一架飛機(jī)正盤旋在西雅圖上空，這時(shí)飛機(jī)上發(fā)生電路故障，整個(gè)導(dǎo)航系統(tǒng)和聯(lián)絡(luò)設(shè)備都無法正常運(yùn)行，再加上烏云和薄霧，駕駛員根本無法判斷出飛機(jī)的位置和返回機(jī)場的路線。

　　The pilot saw a tall building, flew to- ward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign，and held it in the helicopter' s window. The pilot's sign said, "WHERE I AM?” in large letters.

　　這時(shí)駕駛員看到了一座很高的建筑物，他駛了過去，圍著大樓轉(zhuǎn)圈，并用大寫字母手寫一個(gè)條幅，把它貼在飛機(jī)的窗戶上，“我在哪里?”

　　People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft，drew a large sign，and held it in a building window. Their sign said，"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.”

　　大樓里的人很快就給了他答案，同樣用大寫字母手寫一個(gè)條幅，并貼在大樓的玻璃窗上:“你在直升飛機(jī)里。”

　　The pilot smiled，waved, looked at his map，determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport，and landed safely.

　　飛行員笑了笑，對著他們擺了擺手，他又看了看地圖，便決定返回西達(dá)克機(jī)場的路線，并且安全地著陸了。

　　After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer.”

　　他們到達(dá)地面后，副駕駛員問駕駛員，你是如何根據(jù)“你在直升飛機(jī)里”這句話來確定他們所在的位置。駕駛員說:“我知道這一定是微軟公司的大樓，因?yàn)樗麄兘o了我一個(gè)技術(shù)上正確可無任何意義的答案。“