生活幽默英語(yǔ)笑話

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　　生活幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：大眾傳媒

　　Curiosity killed a cat.

　　愛(ài)管閑事，自己吃虧。

　　Jack's father and the professor are talking about Jack.

　　杰克的爸爸正在和教授談?wù)摻芸恕?/p>

　　A:Why did you fail Jack in his examination, and tell him he would have to leave the university?

　　你為什么給杰克不及格并讓他必須退學(xué)?

　　B:Because he really cannot continue his study in the univversity.

　　因?yàn)樗_實(shí)不能在大學(xué)里繼續(xù)他的學(xué)業(yè)了。

　　A:But he is a good boy. If you let him pass this time. I'm sure he will make a progress next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.

　　可他是一個(gè)好孩子。如果這次您能讓他過(guò)關(guān)，明年他一定會(huì)大有長(zhǎng)進(jìn)，而且在年終的時(shí)候能夠非常出色地通過(guò)考試。

　　B:No,too,that's quite impossible! Do you know, last monthI a sked him when Napoleon died, and he didn't know!

　　不，木行，那是根本不可能的，你知道不知道，上個(gè)月我問(wèn)他拿破侖足什么時(shí)候去世的，可他居然會(huì)不知道。

　　A:Please sir,give him another chance. You see.Iam afraid w e don't take any newspapers in our house, so none of us even knew that Na- poleon was ill recently.

　　先生，請(qǐng)?jiān)俳o他一次機(jī)會(huì)吧。您要知道，恐怕是因?yàn)槲覀兗依餂](méi)有訂報(bào)紙吧，所以我們?nèi)疑踔翛](méi)有一人知道拿破侖最近得了病。

　　生活幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：電影風(fēng)暴

　　Mr.and Mrs.Jones seldom go out in the evening.But last Satur-day, Mrs. Jones want to go to the cinema.

　　瓊斯夫婦晚上很少出去?？缮闲瞧诹?，瓊斯太太想去看電影。

　　A:There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Shall we go and see it?

　　今晚電影院有場(chǎng)好電影，我們?nèi)タ磫?

　　(Mr. Jones was quite happy about it. So they went and both of them en-joyed the film very much!When they came out of the cinema, it was al-ready 11 o'clock. They got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark.

　　瓊斯先生對(duì)此感到非常高興。于是他們便去了，他倆兒都喜愛(ài)這部影片。當(dāng)他們從電影院出來(lái)時(shí)已經(jīng)11點(diǎn)鐘了。他們趕緊上了車(chē)，開(kāi)始朝家開(kāi)去，天色很黑。)

　　A:Look，Bill. A woman is running along the road very fast, and a man is running after her. Can you see them?

　　快看，比爾!有個(gè)女人正沿著公路飛快地奔跑，后面還有一個(gè)男人在追她，你看見(jiàn)了嗎?

　　B:Yes, I can.(Driving the car slowly near the woman)Can I help you?

　　是的，我看見(jiàn)了。(把車(chē)慢慢地開(kāi)到女人身旁)我能幫助你嗎?

　　C:No, thanks. My husband and I always run home after the film because whoever gets home late will wash the dishes.

　　不，謝謝。我和我丈夫每次看完電影之后總是跑著回家，因?yàn)檎l(shuí)最后到家，誰(shuí)就要洗盤(pán)子。

　　生活幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：瘋狂舞會(huì)

　　This story makes the proverb"Like father, like son"come true.

　　這個(gè)故事正應(yīng)驗(yàn)了“有其父必有其子”那句諺語(yǔ)。

　　A:I had much trouble with my son Dick.

　　我現(xiàn)在管不了我兒子迪克了。

　　B:You should not worry about that in the least for I had trouble withmy daugllter too.

　　你用不著擔(dān)心，我也經(jīng)常與我女兒發(fā)生矛盾。

　　A:I suppose Dick's like me that way too I believe.

　　我想，迪克隨我。

　　B:That's not bad.

　　那并不是件壞事呀!

　　A:That's just too bad.I told him time and again not to do wh atI did but to do what I told him to do.but that didn't seem to work at all.

　　問(wèn)題就壞在這里了。我三番五次地告訴他，不要照我做的去做，而要照我說(shuō)的去做?？伤坪醺緵](méi)有用。

　　B:Look here,Bill,suppose you just tell me what's happened and I'Il try to work things out for you.

　　比爾，看著我，究竟發(fā)生了什么，你快告訴我。我將幫你理出個(gè)頭緒來(lái)。

　　A:Well,I sort of told Dick not to go to see striptease ladies, for he could see tllings he actuallV shouldn't and what do you think he did?

　　我，呃，呃……告訴他不要去看脫衣舞女郎，因?yàn)樗赡軙?huì)看到不該看的東西，你知道他怎么了?

　　B:What?

　　怎么?

　　A:Believe it or not. that was exactly what he did,and do you know what he saw there7

　　信不信由你，他恰恰那么做了，你猜他看到了什么?

　　B:Er,well,I am not much of an expert but I can guess what the boy...

　　呃，這個(gè)方面我不是專家，不過(guò)我猜想那孩子……

　　A:That's it.You've guessed it right. He saw me there.

　　沒(méi)錯(cuò)，你猜對(duì)了，他看見(jiàn)我在那兒。