少兒英語的小笑話欣賞
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英語笑話一
who was the first man
誰是個男人
a teacher said to her class：
有個老師問班上的學(xué)生：
“who was the first man?”
“誰是個男人?”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時，和時，國人心中。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
英語笑話二
A Good Boy
a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。
到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”
英語笑話三
goldfish 金魚
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦?
stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
英語單詞講解：
blindfold vt. (作名詞時意思是眼罩)
1. (用布或帶)蒙住…的眼睛;蒙住(眼睛)：
the victim was blindfolded.
受害者被蒙住了眼睛。
to blindfold the hostage
蒙住人質(zhì)的眼睛
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