簡(jiǎn)短兒童英語(yǔ)的小笑話
英語(yǔ)可能學(xué)習(xí)是有點(diǎn)枯燥，但是同學(xué)們不要灰心，小編今天就給大家?guī)?lái)了英語(yǔ)的笑話，大家可以閱讀和參考一下
英語(yǔ)笑話一
一個(gè)人給一家他計(jì)劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫(xiě)了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養(yǎng)，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”
旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經(jīng)營(yíng)旅館很多年了，狗從沒(méi)偷過(guò)毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者墻上的畫(huà)。我也從沒(méi)有在半夜因?yàn)楣泛茸砗[而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實(shí)際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來(lái)我們旅館，如果它為您擔(dān)保，也歡迎您來(lái)。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
英語(yǔ)笑話二
Wang Xi-zhi is one of the most famous calligraphers during the Eastern Jin Dynasty of China. When he was very young, he practiced his art every day and never stopped.
absorbed the strong points of all the other schools of calligraphy, and developed his own unique style of writing. Because of his achievements, he has been honored as one of China's sages of calligraphy.
One time, Wang Xi-zhi sketched in wood for an engraver to cut. Then the engraver found the ink had penetrated one centimeter into the wood.
"Ru Mu San Fen" is got from this story, which means the calligraphy is penetrating.
Now it is often used to describe expressing sharp ideas or profound views.
王羲之是中國(guó)東晉時(shí)代一個(gè)很有名的書(shū)法家，他從小就刻苦練字，從不間斷。Later he
以后又吸取了各個(gè)不同書(shū)法派的優(yōu)點(diǎn)，形成他自己獨(dú)特的個(gè)性。因?yàn)樗跁?shū)法上的成就，人們都尊稱他為中國(guó)書(shū)法界的“圣人”。
有一次，王羲之在木板上刻字，后來(lái)刻字的人發(fā)現(xiàn)墨汁滲入木板有三尺深。
“入木三分”就是從這個(gè)故事中得出來(lái)的，用來(lái)形容書(shū)法有力。
現(xiàn)在多用來(lái)比喻分析問(wèn)題很深刻。
英語(yǔ)笑話三
A Mountain was once greatly agitated.
有一次，一座大山發(fā)生了異動(dòng)。
Loud groans and noises were heard, and crowds of people came from all parts to see what was the matter. xiaogushi8.com While they were assembled in anxious expectation of some terrible calamity, out came a Mouse.
人們都聽(tīng)到了很大的呻吟和喧嚷的聲音，于是人群從各處涌來(lái)，想看個(gè)究竟。他們焦慮地聚集在一起，以為會(huì)有可怕的災(zāi)難發(fā)生，這時(shí)跑出來(lái)一只老鼠。
Don’t make much ado about nothing.
不要小題大做。
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