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　　英語笑話一

　　Amanwaswanderingaroundinafield,thinkingabouthowgoodhiswifehadbeentohimandhowfortunatehewastohaveher,　　有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想著他的老婆對他有多么好，他多么幸運(yùn)擁有她。　　HeaskedGod,"Whydidyoumakehersokindhearted?"　　他問上帝：“你為什么要把她造得這么心地善良?”　　TheLord1responded2,"Soyoucouldloveher,myson."　　主響應(yīng)說：“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛她呀。”　　"Whydidyoumakehersogoodlooking?"　　“你為什么要把她造得這么貌美呢?”　　"Soyoucouldloveher,myson."　　“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛她呀。”　　"Whydidyoumakehersuchagoodcook?"　　“你為什么要把她造成一個(gè)很會(huì)做飯菜的人呢?”　　"Soyoucouldloveher,myson."　　“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛她呀。”　　Themanthoughtaboutthis.　　這名男子想了一下這件事?！　henhesaid,"Idon'tmeantoseemungratefuloranything,but,whydidyoumakehersostupid?"　　然后他說:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你為什么把她造得這么笨?”　　"Soshecouldloveyou,myson."　　“我兒呀，這樣她就會(huì)愛你呀。”

　　英語笑話二

　　I Don’t Like Her Bob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks. “I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”我不喜歡她 鮑勃的去了所新學(xué)校。一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?” “不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因?yàn)樗日f3加3等于6，然后她又說2加4等于6.”

　　英語笑話三

　　The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(嚴(yán)格地，嚴(yán)厲地).Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(勸告，建議) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(膽小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.一個(gè)真正的男子漢古代有一個(gè)國王，他想證明他領(lǐng)土內(nèi)的男人并非像人們傳說的那樣，受到老婆的管制。他把王國里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告說，哪個(gè)男人膽敢不說實(shí)話，就會(huì)受到嚴(yán)厲的懲罰。然后，他叫所有聽從妻子的命令和意見的男人都走向大廳的左側(cè)。所有的男人都站到了左側(cè)，只有一個(gè)小個(gè)子男人站到了右側(cè)。國王說：看到我們國家里還有一個(gè)真正的男子漢，真是令人高興。告訴這些膽小的笨蛋，為什么在他們當(dāng)中只有你一個(gè)人站在大廳的右側(cè)。陛下，那人尖聲地回答：因?yàn)樵谖页鲩T之前，我老婆告訴我不要扎堆。

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