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　　趣味英語(yǔ)小故事：只是提醒而已

　　Trying to cut down on expenses，I decided to bring a sack lunch towork. Unfortunately, I kept forgetting my sandwiches in my morning rush. One night I left myself a note near the front door.

　　為了減少開(kāi)支，我決定工作時(shí)自帶午餐。不幸的是，在早上的忙亂中我總是忘了帶事先準(zhǔn)備的三明治。一天晚上，我在前門(mén)上給自己貼了個(gè)紙條。

　　Next morning I spotted the message and went to the refrigerator, but my lunch wasn't there. I retraced my steps and took a closer look at the note. Underneath "Don't forget your lunch"my roommate had scrawled，"Thanks!”

　　第二天早上，我看見(jiàn)了條子，來(lái)到了冰箱前，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)我的午飯不見(jiàn)了。我順著原路，到了那張紙條前仔細(xì)一看，在我那張寫(xiě)著“不要忘記帶你的午飯”的紙上，我的室友在下邊寫(xiě)下了“謝謝”。

　　趣味英語(yǔ)小故事：給予與提取

　　My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind' her,"My children are in their 20's，and I'm still giving them money. When does it end?"

　　我的朋友為其子女的光臨做著一些準(zhǔn)備工作。這些工作當(dāng)然包括要到銀行去一超。當(dāng)她在出納員的窗外排隊(duì)等候時(shí)，她對(duì)她身后的一位中年男子說(shuō):“我的孩子們都20多歲了，可我仍然得給他們錢(qián)。這種事什么時(shí)候才算完呢?”

　　"I'm not sure，"the man replied while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand，"but I`m not the one to ask. I'm here to deposit a check my mother gave me."

　　“我可不知道。”那位男子邊回答邊不安地看著手里拿著的那張紙。“我可不是你該問(wèn)的人，我到這兒是來(lái)支取我媽媽給我的支票的。”

　　趣味英語(yǔ)小故事：妻子的欲望

　　A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.

　　一位女士在與他的丈夫購(gòu)物時(shí)，她意識(shí)到她該為她的灰白頭發(fā)買(mǎi)些染發(fā)水了。

　　"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff ,"complained the husband."and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"

　　她丈夫抱怨說(shuō):“你什么時(shí)候才能停止買(mǎi)那些昂貴的東西，而讓你的頭發(fā)長(zhǎng)成像芭芭拉.布什(總統(tǒng)夫人)的頭發(fā)那樣灰白呢?”

　　"The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.

　　“那就要等到你就職的那天了。”妻子說(shuō)。

　　趣味英語(yǔ)小故事：一物降一物

　　"It's annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while he's working on my teeth，"one guy said to another.

　　一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人說(shuō):“當(dāng)我的牙醫(yī)陪我看牙時(shí)，他總是跟我聊天。這真讓我心煩。”

　　"I know just what you mean，”replied his friend. "But my Uncle Edgar used to drive this dentist crazy.'

　　他的朋友回答說(shuō):“我明白你的意思，但我的叔叔艾德加就曾使這位牙醫(yī)不知所措。”

　　"How so?"

　　“怎么會(huì)這樣呢?”

　　"He was a ventriloquist."

　　“他是個(gè)口技演員。”