幽默雙語(yǔ)小故事四則

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　　幽默雙語(yǔ)小故事：我當(dāng)您的兒子

　　Shortly after our teen-age son started his first job at a family restaurant，we decided to surprise him by having dinner there one night. I was warned by other family members not to embarrass him by making it obvious I was his mother. Being an exuberant parent，I found this difficult but managed to act like other customers.I kept my head bent over the menu and politely accepted silverware and a glass of water---all without glancing up.

　　我們上中學(xué)的兒子開(kāi)始在一家餐館打工做招待不久，我們決定找個(gè)晚上到他打工的餐館吃頓飯，讓他大吃一驚。家里的其他人告誡我千萬(wàn)不要顯示出我是他的媽媽?zhuān)悦庾屗械诫y為情。但是，我是個(gè)開(kāi)朗的母親，要想做到這點(diǎn)確實(shí)很難。但我還是裝作像其他顧客一樣。我低著頭看著菜單，很禮貌地接過(guò)餐具和一杯水，眼睛始終沒(méi)敢抬。

　　I realized I may have been a bit too successful in keeping my distance when my son stared pointedly at me and said，“Hello，my name is Andrew，and I'll be your son for this evening.”

　　我感到這個(gè)分寸保特得太成功了。這時(shí)我們的兒子緊盯著我說(shuō):“你好，我叫安德普，今晚為您服務(wù)，您就把我當(dāng)成是您的兒子好了。”

　　幽默雙語(yǔ)小故事：副作用

　　One morning I opened the door to get the newspaper and was surprised to see a strange little dog with our paper in his mouth. Delighted with this unexpected“delivery Service"，I fed him some treats. The following morning I was horrified to see the same dog sitting in front of our door wagging his tail，surrounded by eight newspapers.

　　有一天，我開(kāi)門(mén)取報(bào)紙，驚奇地發(fā)現(xiàn)報(bào)紙被一條陌生的小狗叼著。我為這種送報(bào)服務(wù)惑到很高興，于是就喂了小的一些吃的。第二天早上，我驚奇地發(fā)現(xiàn)那條小狗趴在門(mén)口，沖我搖著尾巴，它周?chē)胖朔輬?bào)紙。

　　I spent the rest of that morning returning the papers to their owners.

　　我用7整整一止午的時(shí)間，才把那些報(bào)紙發(fā)還給了它們的主人。

　　幽默雙語(yǔ)小故事：訓(xùn)練有素的木匠

　　While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought，I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute，”

　　I said，thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers. "

　　木匠工人在我剛買(mǎi)的房子外邊干活，我忙著房?jī)?nèi)的清潔工作。就在我剛擦完地板時(shí)，一位工人進(jìn)來(lái)要求用一下洗手間，我看了看他的臟靴子，又看了看新擦的地板，說(shuō)道:“等一會(huì)兒，”我邊說(shuō)邊考慮對(duì)策。“讓我先在地上鋪層報(bào)紙吧。”

　　" That's all right，lady，”he responded.”I'rn already trained. "

　　“沒(méi)關(guān)來(lái)的，太太，”他回答說(shuō):“我己受過(guò)訓(xùn)練了。”

　　幽默雙語(yǔ)小故事：解釋

　　One evening，when I asked our six-year-old girl which bedtime story she wanted，she replied，"I don't know. Let's open the main menu and see what stories are in the book.”I explained that "main menu"is a computer term;in books，it's called the "table of contents".

　　一天晚上，我問(wèn)六歲的女兒睡覺(jué)前想聽(tīng)個(gè)什么故事。她回答說(shuō):“我也不知道，不如把主菜單拿來(lái)看看里面有什么故事。”我被逗樂(lè)了，我對(duì)她解釋說(shuō)，“主菜單”是一種計(jì)算機(jī)語(yǔ)言。如果要是在一本書(shū)里，我們就叫它目錄。

　　That weekend, I repeated the episode over the phone to her grandmother. Grandma was amused，too. She said, "I guess you must be taking her out to eat too often."

　　那個(gè)周末，我把這事用電話告訴了她的外婆，外婆也被逗樂(lè)了，她說(shuō):“我想這肯定是你經(jīng)常帶她到外邊吃飯的緣故。”