經(jīng)典簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話
英語(yǔ)的笑話是從生活里流出來(lái)的。下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語(yǔ)的笑話給大家看看，歡迎大家閱讀
我沒(méi)法煮它
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
我沒(méi)法煮它
這是春天里一個(gè)陽(yáng)光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動(dòng)了動(dòng)。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊著。
魚被拉出來(lái)了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河里，又繼續(xù)釣魚。
這時(shí)候馬先生路過(guò)，看見這一切，就問(wèn)她：“為什么你把魚放了?” “因?yàn)槲业腻佁?。我沒(méi)辦法燒這么大的魚。”貓小姐回答說(shuō)。
Two hugs兩個(gè)擁抱
One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug.
有一天天氣悶熱，我將冰淇淋舀進(jìn)錐筒，告訴我的四個(gè)小孩，他們可以從我這里用擁抱“購(gòu)買”一筒。
Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases.
于是，孩子們馬上排起了隊(duì)來(lái)購(gòu)買。
The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside.
較小的三個(gè)孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓過(guò)冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。
But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs.
最后輪到排在隊(duì)尾十年的大兒子來(lái)“買”冰淇淋時(shí)，
"Keep the changes," he said with a smile.
他擁抱了我二下。“不用找了，”他笑著說(shuō)。
I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
真沒(méi)想到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠(yuǎn)!
A big battle was going on during the First World War.
第一次世界大戰(zhàn)期間，一場(chǎng)大戰(zhàn)役正在進(jìn)行。
Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.
槍炮轟鳴，子彈橫飛。
After an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him,
這樣持續(xù)了一小時(shí)后，有個(gè)士兵認(rèn)為戰(zhàn)斗太危險(xiǎn)了，
so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle.
所以他離開前線，開始逃離戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)。
After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him.
走了一個(gè)小時(shí)后，他看見一個(gè)軍官朝他走過(guò)來(lái)。
The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"
軍官攔住他，問(wèn)道：“你到哪兒去?”
"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.
“長(zhǎng)官，我正盡力躲開身后正在進(jìn)行的戰(zhàn)斗。”士兵回答說(shuō)。
"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angerly. "I'm your commanding officer."
“你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”軍官生氣地說(shuō)：“我是你們的指揮官。”
The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!"
士兵聽了十分驚訝地說(shuō)：“天哪，真沒(méi)想到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠(yuǎn)!”
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