簡單幼兒英語幽默小笑話
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臭鼬
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察調(diào)度員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來?”
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher,
“弄一些面包屑，”調(diào)度員說，
"and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門打開。”
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
一段時間后，那位居民又將電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎?”調(diào)度員問。
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現(xiàn)在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。”
Camera
照相機(jī)
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera.
在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機(jī)。
We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model.
我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機(jī)。
Sal asked the owner, "Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?"
薩爾問店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機(jī)嗎?”
"Look, fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
“我說，小伙子，”店主回答說，“我可不管你買了之后怎么處理它。”
Large Uniforms
大制服
During our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio,
在圣安東尼奧的萊克蘭空軍基地的頭三天，
we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms.
我們被從一個地方趕到另一個地方去理發(fā)、照相、領(lǐng)制服。
Back in our barracks, the drill instructor told us to put on our uniforms and fall out in front of the building.
回到營房之后，訓(xùn)練指導(dǎo)員讓我們穿上制服，在營房前原地解散。
Some of the uniforms, however, were extremely large.
但是，我些制服特別大。
As we filed outside, the sergeant stood by the door with his assistant.
我們列隊(duì)的時候，中士和他的副手就站在門邊。
"We have to take some of these people back for refitting," he said.
“我們得將一些人弄回去重新量一下，”他說，
"That last man took two steps before his uniform moved."
“最后那個人走了兩步，他的制服才動。”
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