兒童英語幽默搞笑的笑話
英語的笑話是我們可以學(xué)習(xí)有可以笑的，一舉兩得，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，大家快點看看吧
搞笑的英語幽默笑話
Goldfish 金魚
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦?
stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
有趣的英語笑話
How do I get the gum out
distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"
當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢?”
少兒英語幽默笑話
who was the first man? 誰是世界上第一個男人
a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?”
一個老師問她的學(xué)生：“誰是世界上第一個男人”
“george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.
一個小男孩立刻大聲說：“喬治.華盛頓。”
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
老師帶著寵溺的笑容問這個男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個男人呢。”
“because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
這個男孩子說：“因為，他是第一個挑起戰(zhàn)爭，第一個主張和平，并且是第一個深得民心的人。”
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