在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)斫?jīng)典英語趣味笑話三則，希望大家喜歡!

　　經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：生氣的熊媽媽

　　Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .

　　熊寶寶走到樓下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。

　　He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!

　　他窺探著他的小碗。碗是空的。

　　"Who's been eating my porrodge?"he squeaks .

　　他吱吱叫說：“誰吃了我的麥片粥?”

　　Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chiar,

　　熊爸爸來到桌邊坐在他的太椅子上。

　　He looks into his big bowl .It is also empty!

　　他窺探著他的大碗.碗也是空的。

　　"Who is been eating my porridge?"he roars .

　　他太聲吼叫說：“誰吃了我的麥片粥?”

　　Mummy bear puts her head though the serving hatch from the kitchen and scream .

　　熊媽媽把她的頭從廚房的端菜口伸出來尖聲叫著：

　　"For God's sake,how many time do we have to go though this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

　　“看在老天的份上，我們還得忍受這樣子多少次呢?我還沒做麥片粥啦!”

　　經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：倘若

　　A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .

　　有個(gè)男人駕著車沿著一條又陡峭又窄小的山路往上開。

　　A woman is driving down the same road .

　　有個(gè)女人沿著同一條路往下開著車。

　　As they pass ench other ,

　　當(dāng)他們彼此錯(cuò)車時(shí)，

　　the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"

　　這個(gè)女人斜靠著車窗向外太喊：“豬!”

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

　　這個(gè)男人立刻也斜靠著他的車窗向外大聲響應(yīng)：“臭女人.!”

　　They each continue on their way ,

　　他們各自繼續(xù)開車上路，

　　and as the man ronds the next corner ,

　　當(dāng)這個(gè)男人繞到下一個(gè)轉(zhuǎn)彎處的時(shí)候，

　　he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .

　　他競(jìng)撞上了在路中央的一只豬。

　　If only men would listen.

　　倘若男人會(huì)聽話就沒事了。

　　經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：懶惰的經(jīng)理

　　A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,

　　有一位中階經(jīng)營主管因?yàn)槁犃怂尼t(yī)師指示必須要做一些運(yùn)動(dòng)，

　　so he decides to play tennis .

　　所以他決定要打網(wǎng)球。

　　After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing

　　在幾個(gè)星期之后，他韻秘書就問他情況如何，

　　"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me ,

　　這位經(jīng)理說：“進(jìn)行得不錯(cuò)，當(dāng)我在網(wǎng)球場(chǎng)上看到球快速朝著我來的時(shí)候，

　　and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"

　　我的腦袋就立刻說：‘反手拍!上網(wǎng)!殺球!后退! ”

　　"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .

　　秘書問說：“真的呀，然后嚨?”

　　"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"

　　“然后我的身體說：‘誰?我嗎?別胡說八道了!”