趣味經(jīng)典雙語笑話三則

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)砣の督?jīng)典雙語笑話三則，希望大家喜歡!

　　趣味經(jīng)典雙語笑話：可愛的哈利

　　It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,

　　這是小哈利第一次停留在鄉(xiāng)下，

　　and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

　　并且喂食吸引他目光的小雞。

　　Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,

　　有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子里神氣 十足地昂首闊步，

　　feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.

　　得意地將羽毛很優(yōu)美地向外展開,

　　Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.

　　小哈利很興裔地，向屋內(nèi)沖，大聲叫他的奶奶來看……

　　"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.

　　他高聲地叫說：“喔，奶奶，快來看!快來看!”

　　"one of your chickens is in bloom!"

　　“你們家有一只雞開花羅!”

　　趣味經(jīng)典雙語笑話：花

　　A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

　　有一家公司開幕，老板的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。

　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,

　　他們到達了新的公司地點，老板讀了卡片的 內(nèi)容：

　　"Rest in Place."

　　“安息吧”。

　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

　　老板非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。

　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake

　　就在他告訴花店這項明顯的錯誤，

　　and how angry he was ,

　　以及他有多么生氣之后，

　　the florist replied,

　　花廟卻回答說：

　　"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,

　　“先生，我真的對于這項錯誤感到十分抱歉，

　　but rather than getting angry,

　　但是與其生氣，

　　you should imagine this :

　　你還不如應(yīng)當(dāng)想象

　　somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,

　　以下這個情況：今天有一個地方在舉行葬禮，

　　and they have flowers with a note saying,

　　他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：

　　‘Congratulations on your new location"

　　‘恭喜新居落成!”

　　趣味經(jīng)典雙語笑話：失眠

　　A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

　　有一個男的去看醫(yī)生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。

　　The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

　　醫(yī)生給他做了一次完整的檢查，

　　found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

　　完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，

　　and then told him,

　　然后告訴他;

　　"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

　　“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”

　　"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

　　這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”