精選英語(yǔ)幽默故事三則
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精選英語(yǔ)幽默故事：省錢(qián)
Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said, "I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"
The clerk looked in a book and then said, "Dr. Kenneth Grey, 61010."
Henry said, "Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"
"Well," the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."
Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said, "I've come again, doctor."
For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything. Then he nodded and said, "Oh, yes." He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."
美國(guó)人亨利來(lái)到倫敦度假。
有一天，他感覺(jué)不舒服，便來(lái)到旅館服務(wù)臺(tái)向服務(wù)員咨詢(xún)：“我想看病，你能幫我找一位好醫(yī)生嗎?”
服務(wù)員翻閱了一下本子，然后說(shuō)：“肯尼思·格雷醫(yī)生，61010。”
亨利說(shuō)：“非常感謝，他看病收費(fèi)貴嗎?”
“喔，”服務(wù)員回答說(shuō)，“初診患者收費(fèi)2英鎊，復(fù)診收費(fèi)1.5英鎊。”
亨利琢磨著能省下50便士，于是，他去看病時(shí)對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我又來(lái)了，醫(yī)生。”
醫(yī)生一言不發(fā)地端詳著他的面容，過(guò)了一會(huì)兒點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭說(shuō)道：“哦，對(duì)。”醫(yī)生給亨利做完檢查后說(shuō)：“病情得到了控制，繼續(xù)吃上次我給你的藥就可以了。”
精選英語(yǔ)幽默故事：狗的壞習(xí)慣
As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic action was called for.
I put a white kitchen towel on the line and waited. Each time she pulled it off, I scolded her. After two weeks the towel was untouched. Then I hung out a large wash and left to do someerrands. When I came home, my clean clothes were scattered all over the yard. On the line was the white kitchen towel.
作為一名專(zhuān)業(yè)的馴獸師，我對(duì)自己的狗養(yǎng)成的一個(gè)壞習(xí)慣感到很苦惱。每當(dāng)我把洗好的衣服搭在晾衣繩上時(shí)，它總會(huì)猛地把衣物全扯下來(lái)。對(duì)此，我必須要采取嚴(yán)厲的措施。
我在繩上搭了一條白色的廚房毛巾，每當(dāng)它把毛巾扯下來(lái)時(shí)，我就會(huì)訓(xùn)斥它一頓。兩個(gè)星期后，它再也不碰毛巾了。于是，我把許多洗干凈的衣服搭在晾衣繩上后，就出去辦事了。等我回到家時(shí)，洗好的衣服分散在院子的各個(gè)角落，只有那條白毛巾依然搭在繩子上。
精選英語(yǔ)幽默故事：我這是在哪兒
Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought, "I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain, and they like it very much, so this year I'm going to go there too."
First he went to Madrid and stayed in a small hotel for a few days. On the first morning he went out for a walk. In England people drive on the left, but in Spain they drive on the right. Natforgot about this, and while he was crossing a busy street, a bicycle knocked him down.
Nat lay on the ground for a few seconds and then he sat up and said: "Where am I?" An old man was selling maps at the side of the street, and he at once came to Nat and said, "Map of the city, sir?"
蘭特住在英格蘭的一座小鎮(zhèn)上。他的假日一直都是在這里度過(guò)的，可是去年，他想：“我從來(lái)都沒(méi)有出過(guò)國(guó)。我的朋友們都很喜歡去日本度假，今年我也準(zhǔn)備去那里。”
他先是去了馬德里，并在一家小旅館住了幾天。來(lái)到這里的第一天，他一早起來(lái)去散步。在英國(guó)，人們都是靠左行駛，但是西班牙人都是靠右行駛。蘭特忘記了這點(diǎn)，于是在他穿過(guò)一條繁雜的街道時(shí)，不幸被一輛自行車(chē)撞倒了。
蘭特在地上躺了幾秒鐘，隨后坐起來(lái)問(wèn)道：“我這是在哪兒?”這時(shí)，路邊正好有一位老人在賣(mài)地圖，于是他立即走上前去，對(duì)蘭特說(shuō)：“先生，買(mǎi)地圖嗎?
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