精選英語(yǔ)趣味小故事三則
精選英語(yǔ)趣味小故事三則
“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)精選英語(yǔ)趣味小故事，歡迎大家閱讀!
精選英語(yǔ)趣味小故事：事實(shí)并非如此
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner.
Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby1who'd seen everything remarked："That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did."
"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."
一個(gè)盲人領(lǐng)著一只導(dǎo)盲犬站在十字路口處等著過(guò)馬路。就在這個(gè)時(shí)候，導(dǎo)盲犬把腿一抬，開(kāi)始往主人身上撒尿。
這個(gè)盲人十分平靜地從口袋里拿出了一塊餅干給狗吃。一個(gè)過(guò)路人剛好看到了這一切，很不解地說(shuō)：“你的脾氣真好，尤其是那只狗都做了這樣的事情，你還給它餅干吃。”
“事實(shí)并非如此。”盲人回答說(shuō)，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪里，這樣一來(lái)，我就可以踢它的屁股了。”
精選英語(yǔ)趣味小故事：貓和藍(lán)色的碗
A man was looking for things of the old times. One day he came to a village andfound a blue bowl. It looked very old. The bowl was on the ground and a cat was drinking milk from it. A farmer, the owner of the cat, was sitting beside the bowl. The man did not want the farmer to know that he was interested in the bowl. So he said to him in a softvoice, "What a nice cat you have! Will you sell it to me?"
"How much will you give me for the cat?" the farmer asked.
"Thirty dollars. Would that be enough?" Later, the farmer agreed. After hepaid the farmer, the man said, "This cat is used to eating with his bowl. May I take this bowl with the cat?" But the farmer said, "I'm sorry I can't give you the bowl. Thanks to the bowl, I have sold thirty cats."
一個(gè)男人喜歡尋找古董，一天，他來(lái)到一個(gè)小村莊，發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)藍(lán)色的碗。它看上去很舊。這個(gè)碗在地上，貓用它喝著牛奶，旁邊坐著一個(gè)農(nóng)夫，是這只貓的主人。這個(gè)人不想讓農(nóng)夫知道他對(duì)這只碗很有興趣。于是他低聲對(duì)他說(shuō)，“你的貓真漂亮，能賣給我嗎?
“你準(zhǔn)備給花多少錢買這只貓?”這個(gè)農(nóng)夫問(wèn)。
“三十美元。這樣夠了嗎?農(nóng)夫答應(yīng)。他把錢給了農(nóng)夫，那人說(shuō)，“這個(gè)貓是用這只碗吃食物吧。我可以把這碗也帶走嗎?“但農(nóng)夫說(shuō)，“非常抱歉，我不能給你的碗。感謝謝這只碗，因?yàn)樗乙呀?jīng)賣了三十只貓。”
精選英語(yǔ)趣味小故事：沒(méi)什么
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water.
Every few minutes the Englishman would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It's simply that my room is on fire."
曾經(jīng)有一個(gè)英國(guó)人半夜從房間里出來(lái)，來(lái)到旅店的走廊上，向旅店的服務(wù)員要了一杯水。服務(wù)員拿來(lái)了水，英國(guó)人就回到了房間，可幾 分鐘之后他又走了出來(lái)，向服務(wù)員又要了一杯水。服務(wù)員又拿了一杯。英國(guó)人每隔幾分鐘就走出房間，不斷地要水。
半個(gè)小時(shí)之后，這位驚訝不已的服務(wù)員打算問(wèn)問(wèn) 房客要水做什么，英國(guó)人泰然自若地回答：“沒(méi)什么，只不過(guò)是我的房間里起火了。”
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